Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Saw a Bull Shark at Trader Vic's
The ocean continues to surprise and astound. Scientist Neil Hammerschlag pulled in a 1,000 pound bull shark in south Florida, according to Our Amazing Planet. That's one big fish, and yes he let it go.
I hope this bull shark finds enough food, and lurks in the depths for many years, lives to die of old age.
I hope this bull shark eats up fat tourists especially the ones that litter the beach.
I hope they find this bull shark like a famous werewolf, drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's, his hair perfect.
Image credit: Hammerschlag, Our Amazing Planet
Posted by Mike Misner at 4:13 PM